The beauty of monkeys


It began on an amazing Wednesday night:
I was the most sexy stripper around,
She was the most gay corporate slave.

She was my druggy,
My gay druggy,
My corporate slave.

We used to smoke so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to snooze together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one night, one amazing night,
We decided to snooze too much.
Together we banged Lil wayne.
It was meaty, so meaty.

From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so chewy.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

She sniffed a frog.
Alas, frog!
My druggy sniffed a frog.
It was little, so little.

The next day I thought my dick had broken,
I thought my ass had burst into flames,

But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that night,
That amazing Wednesday night.

My ass... ouch!
When I think of that gay corporate slave,
That gay corporate slave and me.

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