Last night

by Lyrical Master
(Wales)

Wake up
Feel like shit
Stay in bed
You're still pissed
You have no idea
What you did last night

Get up
Go downstairs
Fall down
The stairs
You hit something hard
It's a tree

How the hell did I get a tree in my house
Is what you shout
Then a guy says that's not a tree, it's your boss
And then you look again
Holy shit you just killed your boss
But it's okay, he was a dick

I had such a great time last night
But I remember none of it
I think I got into a fight
With a nun in a monastery
Why do these jeans feel so tight?
Oh they're your sisters
Anyone wanna go back out tonight?
What's the worst that could happen?

Look at
Your boss
Realise
You don't have a job
So who's this guy
Oh hey there's Dai

Get in
Your car
But you don't
Get far
Before a guy
Pops out the trunk

How the hell did a guy get into my car?
Is what you shout
Then you look in your mirror to see him
Turns out it was your ex girlfriend
Holy shit you think you killed your ex
But it's okay, she was a bitch

I had such a great time last night
But I remember none of it
I think I got into a fight
With a nun in a monastery
Why do these jeans feel so tight?
Oh they're your sisters
Anyone wanna go back out tonight?
What's the worst that could happen?

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