I orderd me a g string
by hubert alan gragg
(lenoir nc 28645 usa)
I ordered me a g string
Well I ordered me a g string. and so did she.
Mine went on my guitar. and hers above the knees.
Lord I didn’t know they made such things. she made a fool of me.
I ordered me a g string. and so did she.
Well I went to a party. and so did she.
I played on my guitar. While she played look at me.
Lord she stole all my fans away. I am as hurt as I can be.
Cause I played with my g string. and so did she.
Now when we left the party. I was awful mad.
I ask her what I had done. to make her treat me bad.
She said you go out at night. and leave me all alone.
I am tired of waiting up for you. I kneed some love at home.
So I went to my easy chair to give my mind a rest.
And after I had thought it over she was right I guess.
So I picked up my guitar. took a moment just to breathe.
Then I took off my g string. And so did she.
Good night boys. I think I got some thing coming to me.
And I want it.